240 books
Fucking Hustling
I Think My Guardian Angel Drinks
Woohoo! Another Meeting
Sargasm
You're Gut Knows What's Up. Trust That Bitch
When Killing Them with Kindness Doesn't Work Try Voodoo
I'm in a Good Place Right Now. Not Emotionally. I'm Just at the Liquor Store
Please Do Not Disturb. I Am Disturbed Enough Already
Did You Fall from Heaven? Because So Did Satan
Mom of Sassholes
When People Treat You Like They Don't Care, Believe Them.
And Not a Single Fuck Was Given Today
You Can Be a Good Person with a Kind Spirit and Still Tell People to Fuck Off When Needed
I've Always Loved the Idea of Not Being What People Expect Me to Be
My Silence Doesn't Mean I Agree with You. It Means Your Level of Stupidity Rendered Me Speechless
Life Is Full of Disappointments and I Just Added You to the List
I Do Not Have Ducks. I Do Not Have a Row. I Have Squirrels, and They're at a Rave
There Are Two Ways to Argue with a Woman. Neither Works
You Hide So Much Behind That Smile
Fuck. That Is All I Have to Say
Once in a While Someone Amazing Comes Along and Here I Am
I Always Mean What I Say... I May Not Always Mean to Say It Out Loud, But I Always Mean It
Thou Shall Not Try Me. Mood 24
I Love the Smell of Freshly Brewed Coffee in the Morning. and I Love the Sound of No One Talking to Me While I Drink It