Super Sassy Publishing

New Monday. New Week. New Goals

I'm Just Going to Put an "out of Order" Sticker on My Forehead and Call It a Day

Ain't Nobody Ready for Me, Straight Up

Don't Judge Me, I Was Born to Be True, Not Perfect

I'm Sorry, Did I Offend You with My Common Sense?

Quit Looking for Reasons to Dislike Me. I'm Cool as Shit

I Will Never Have a Boss Again

I Think Too Much. I Think Ahead. I Think Behind. I Think Sideways. I Think It All. If It Exists, I've Fucking Thought of It

It's Not My Fault You Thought I Was Normal, That's on You

She Looks So Innocent. Hard to Believe She's Oh So Delightfully Wicked

If I Actually "spoke My Mind" I'd Be in Deep Shit

Crushing It

I'm Always Forced to Do Shit I'm Not Qualified For. Like Being Nice to Fucking Idiots

Kill Them with Kindness

Dear Life, When I Say "can My Day Get Any Worse" It Is a Rhetorical Question Not a Challenge

Sometimes I Wish I Was an Octopus So I Could Slap 8 People at Once

That Moment When You Flex Your Foot Wrong and It Cramps.. You Think "this Is It. This Is How It Ends"

This Morning's Coffee Brought to You by "here We Fucking Go Again"

I Can't Wait for the Day When You Realize You Fucked Up

Trust the Vibes You Get, Energy Doesn't Lie

Of Course I Talk to Myself. Sometimes I Need Expert Advice!

I Didn't Turn Into an Asshole Overnight. It Took Years of People Letting Me Down, Pissing Me Off and Dealing with Idiots to Get This Good at It

Smh Shaking My Head Sex Might Help

Marriage Tip #46