Super Sassy Publishing

I Distance Myself from People for a Reason

I Accept Apologies in the Form of Cupcakes, Cash or Vodka

Please Be Patient. I'm Fucking Things Up as Fast as I Can

I Know, I Know, I Stood Up for Myself I'm Such a Bitch

I Don't Have a Short Temper. I Have a Quick Reaction to Bullshit

I'm Dead Inside

Me, Jealous of You? Bless Your Delusional Heart

Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It's Just Not Worth the Jail Time

I Take Your Reality and Replace It with My Own

I Thought I Was in a Bad Mood But It's Been a Few Years So I Guess This Is Who I Am Now

Is There a Refund for This Being Adult Thing or What

I'm a Simple Person with a Complicated Mind

"as Fuck" Is My Favorite Unit of Measurement

Sometimes I Wish I Were a Nicer Person But Then I Laugh and Continue My Day

The Short Answer Is No. the Long Answer Is Fucking No

My Dentist Told Me I Need a Crown. I Was Like I Know, Right?

Keep Life Simple

I'm Trying to Give Up Sexual Innuendos... But It's Hard... So Hard...

I Hate When I Go to the Kitchen Looking for Food and All I Find Are Ingredients

Sarchotic

If You're Shocked by Anything I Say... You Obviously Haven't Been Paying Attention to Who I Am

Get Shit Done

Let That Shit Go

Hi, I Don't Care. Thanks