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I Don't Don't Treat People Badly, I Treat Them Accordingly

I Know the Voices Aren't Real, But Man Do They Come Up with Some Great Ideas

Don't Let Idiots Ruin Your Day

The Chill Pill I Took This Morning Appears to Have Been a Placebo

Awesome Things Will Happen Today If You Choose Not to Be a Miserable Cow

Even If I Had a Pocket Full of Fucks I Still Wouldn't Give You One

I Do Not Spew Profanities. I Enunciate Them Clearly, Like a Fucking Lady

Can You See the "fuck You" in My Smile?

I Am the Friend You Have to Explain to Your Other Friends Before They Meet Me

I Already Want to Take a Nap Tomorrow

Be Real with Me, or Just Leave Me Alone

My Sense of Humor Earns Me Countless Uncomfortable Stares

Who Sprinkled the Bitchy Dust?

I Found Your Problem. You're a Fucking Dumbass

Yeah. I Just Said That. Welcome to My Brain. You May Wanna Buckle Up

You're Playing My Game Now

If Everyday Is a Gift Then Today Was Socks

My Joy Is Non-Negotiable

This Too Shall Pass. It Might Pass Like a Kidney Stone. But It Will Pass

Be Savage, Not Average

How Is It That You Haven't Been Fired Yet?

Any Woman Wanting a Husband Obviously Never Had One Before

Fuck Having a Boss #selfemployed

Fucking Crushing It