Super Sassy Publishing

I Haven't Been Fired Yet...

My Level of Sarcasm Has Gotten to the Point Where I Don't Even Know If I'm Kidding or Not

Excuse Me Am I Actually Supposed to Give a Fuck Today?

I Love When People Can Handle My Smart Ass Mouth Without Getting Offended Like a Little Bitch

Can You Put Vodka in a Humidifier? Asking for a Friend

Wipe Your Mouth, There's Still a Tiny Bit of Bullshit Around Your Lips

We All Know Someone Who Speaks Fluent Shit

You Are about to Exceed the Limits of My Medication

Born to Make History

We're All Just a Bunch of Freaks. Some Are Just More Honest about It

If You're Waiting for Me to Give a Shit, You Better Pack a Lunch. It's Going to Be a While

Tell Me Not to Do Something and I Will Do It Twice and Take Pictures

Don't Bother Walking a Mile in My Shoes, That Would Be Boring. Spend 30 Seconds in My Head, That'll Freak You Right Out

I'm Too Tired for This

Stop Petting My Peeves

It's Okay If You Don't Like Me. Not Everyone Has Perfect Taste

A Large Group of People Is Called a "no Thanks"

Life Is Not a Fairytale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk

Please Cancel My Subscription to Your Issues

Boobytrap Backwards Is Partyboob

An Apple a Day Will Keep Anyone Away If Thrown Hard Enough

I'm Not Really a Control Freak But... Can I Show You the Right Way to Do That?

Coffee Spelled Backwards Is Eefoc. Just Know That I Don't Give Eefoc Until I've Had My Coffee.

Once Upon a Time I Was Sweet and Innocent. and Then Shit Happened.