Super Sassy Publishing

Being Gay Is Like Glitter. It Never Goes Away

The Temptaion to Quit Will Be Greatest Just Before You Are about to Succeed

People Should Seriously Stop Expecting Normal from Me... Stop Acting Like You Don't Know Who You're Dealing with Here

Note to Self

I'm a Nice Person. Just Don't Push the Bitch Button

#hustle

Maybe You Should Hustle as Hard as You Hate

#fuckinghustling

If You Don't Like Me Congratufuckinglations. I Don't Care

The Biggest Lie I Tell Myself Is, and I Quote

Step Aside Coffee This Is a Job for Alcohol

I Used to Care, But Now I Take a Pill for That

My "give a Shit" Is Broken. But My "go Fuck Yourself" Is Fully Functional!

I'm Not Perfect But at Least I'm Not You

Good Morning World! Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived

I Wasn't Always This Sarcastic. It Took Me Many Years of Dealing with Assholes to Become This Good at It

I Woke Up Today and Spun the Wheel of Attitude. Yep! It Landed on Bitch Again!

I Came, I Saw, I Forgot What I Was Doing, Retraced My Steps, Got Lost on the Way Back, Now I Have No Idea What's Going on

I Will Never Fit In. That's One of My Best Qualities

Welcome to the Dark Side, Where All the Fun Stuff Happens

This Is My Confession

It's Too Peopley Outside

You Ruined Me

I'll See Your Hot Mess and Raise You a Walking Disaster