Super Sassy Publishing

I Really Liked You Before You Started Talking

When in Doubt, Remember "fish", Fuck It, Shit Happens

No Need to Drive Me Crazy, I Can Walk from Here

Karmasutra

I Hate It When the Voices in My Head Go Silent... I Never Know What Those Fuckers Are Planning

I'm Not Antisocial I'm Just Socially Selective

Please Read All My Posts in a Sarcastic Tone. You Know, for Full Effect

If You Don't Want to Sarcastic Answer, Don't Ask a Fucking Stupid Question

I'm Allergic to Stupidity. I Break Out in Sarcasm

There Is Always Room in Your Life to Fuck More Shit Up. Always

Some People Just Suck the Fucking Nice Right Out of You

If Karma Doesn't Come Around and Hit You in the Face, I Will

Confidence Is Silence. Insecurities Are Loud

Fold Your Worries Into Paper Planes & Turn Them Into Flying Fucks

I Don't Have Gray Hair I Have Wisdom Highlights

Of Course I Talk Like an Idiot. How Else Could You Undertand Me?

Sarcasm. Just One More Service I Provide

I Want to Be 14 Again and Do My Life Differently. I Have New Ideas

I'm Mature Enough to Forgive You, But I'm Not Dumb Enough to Trust You Again

I Will Ignore You So Hard, You Will Start to Doubt Your Own Existence

If 40 Is the New 30, and 50 Is the New 40, Why Can't Thursday Be the New Friday?

Today I Will Be as Useless as the G in Lasagna

To My Friends

I Love It When People Insult Me. It Means I Don't Have to Play Nice Anymore