Super Sassy Publishing

I'm Busy Right Now, Can I Ignore You Some Other Time?

Resting Bitch Face Saves Me from So Many Conversations I Don't Want to Be a Part of

I Wish Common Sense Was More Common

Who Left the Bag of Idiots Open?

If I Wanted to Listen to an Asshole, I Would Fart

Focus on What Matters

You Don't Just Wake Up This Sexy... Well I Do, But You Don't

What. The. Fuck.

If I Cut You Off, Chances Are You Handed Me the Scissors

I Meant to Behave But There Were Too Many Other Options

Don't Be So Pathetic

Ew, People

One Day I'm Gonna Make Onions Cry

I Will Never Work for Someone Else Again

I Said I Was Smart. I Never Said I Had My Shit Together

Truth Cannon

Go Deep Throat a Cactus

Turns Out I'm Not an Afternoon Person, Either

The Only Bitch I Know That's Bitchier Than Me Is Karma

Though Shall Not Stress Over the Opinion of an Irrelevant Little Bitch

I Don't Get Drunk. I Just Get Less Classy and More Fun

I Got Mood Poisoning. Must've Been Something I Hate

Always Hustling

Books Are Like People, Except Interesting