Super Sassy Publishing

If They Don't Give a Damn You Shouldn't Give a Fuck

I Finally Got 8 Hours of Sleep. Took Me Four Days But Whatever

It's a Beautiful Day to Leave Me Alone

I Don't Fart. I Whisper in My Underwear

Have You Ever Had One of Those Days When You Are Holding a Stick and Everybody Looks Like a Pinata?

The Early Bird Can Have the Worm Because Worms Are Gross and Mornings Are Stupid

I Get Paid to Be Nice at Work. Not Sure Why My Friends and Family Expect That Shit for Free

Manners

I Have Not Lost My Mind. Half of It Just Wandered Off and the Other Half Went Looking for It

I'm 99% Angel, But Oh That 1%

My Mind Is My Weapon

Finding Friends with the Same Mental Disorder

If My Mouth Doesn't Say It, My Face Definitely Will

Hi Stalker, I'm Still Fabulous. Thanks for Checking Up on Me

My Sarcasm and My Sincerity Sounds Surprisingly Similar

Fuck Having a Boss

Thanks for Your Complaint, I Will File It Right Between "i Don't Give a Flying Fuck" and "sucks to Be You"

Just Killing It as Always

Pretty Sure I'm Going to Be One of Those Senior Citizens Who Bites Everyone

Princess? No Bitch, Queen.

I Talk a Lot of Smack for Someone Who Tips Over When Putting on Their Underwear

People Say I Act Like I Don't Give a Shit. I'm Not Acting

I Do a Thing Called What I Want

Shut the Fuck Up and Drink Your Feelings Like the Rest of Us