Turtlebird Journal Publishing

Fuck Having a Boss

Shit I Fucking Got Done

My Level of Sarcasm Has Gotten to the Point Where I Don't Even Know If I'm Kidding or Not

The Short Answer Is No. the Long Answer Is Fuck No

Things I Hate About You

My Favorite Boss Gave Me This Book

I Came. I Saw. I Made It Awkward

How Is It That You Haven't Been Fired Yet?

You're Gut Knows What's Up. Trust That Bitch

Sorry for Being Late. I Got Caught up Enjoying My Last Few Minutes of Not Being Here

Get Shit Done

Fuck You for Making Me Do This

Me, Jealous of You? Bless Your Delusional Heart

Why Am I Still Going to These Pointless Meetings

I'm Mostly Peace, Love and Light & a Little Go Fuck Yourself

Oh, I'm Sorry. Did the Middle of My Sentence Interrupt the Beginning of Yours?

I Finally Got 8 Hours of Sleep. Took Me Four Days for Whatever

We All Know Someone Who Speaks Fluent Shit

Just Killing It as Always

If You're Waiting for Me to Give a Shit, You Better Pack a Lunch. It's Going to Be a While

Yay! Another Meeting

Fuck Having a Boss #Selfemployed

I'm a Nice Person. Just Don't Push the Bitch Button

Sorry, I Can't Go to Work Tomorrow. I Fractured My Motivation