Turtlebird Journal Publishing

You're Playing My Game Now

If You Have an Opinion About My Life, Please Raise Your Hand. Now Put It over Your Mouth

#Hustle

I Tried Being Normal Once. Worst 2 Minutes of My Life

Plans for When I Quit This Fucking Job

The Person Who Says It Cannot Be Done Should Not Interrupt the Person Who Is Doing It

Though Shall Not Stress over the Opinion of an Irrelevant Little Bitch

I'm Busy Being Awesome

Let's Assume I'm Right, It'll Save Time

#CrushingIt

#Hustling

Dear Life, When I Say "Can My Day Get Any Worse" It Is a Rhetorical Question Not a Challenge

I Want to Be a Nice Person but Everyone Is Just so Stupid

The Only Bitch I Know That's Bitchier Than Me Is Karma

I Hate It When the Voices in My Head Go Silent... I Never Know What Those Fuckers Are Planning

I'm Only Talking to My Cat Today

I Haven't Been Fired Yet...

Bored to Death

Being Gay Is Like Glitter. It Never Goes Away

It's Okay If You Don't like Me. Not Everyone Has Perfect Taste

I Don't Have a Short Temper. I Have a Quick Reaction to Bullshit

This Too Shall Pass. It Might Pass like a Kidney Stone. but It Will Pass

As Fuck Is My Favorite Unit of Measurement

Things I Want to Say to My Fucking Players but Can't