Turtlebird Journal Publishing

Enemies List

Karma Has No Deadline

Please Be Patient. I'm Fucking Things up as Fast as I Can

Sarchotic

Princess? No Bitch, Queen.

I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right

We're All Just a Bunch of Freaks. Some Are Just More Honest About It

The Chains on My Mood Swings Just Snapped. Run.

Truth Cannon

Hold On. Let Me Overthink This

Hold Still. I'm Trying to Imagine You with a Personality

Focus on What Matters

Coworkers I Want to Punch in the Face

Things I Want to Say to My Boss but Fucking Can't

Finding Friends with the Same Mental Disorder

Books Are like People, Except Interesting

Fuck It List

Get My Shit Together

Coffee Spelled Backwards Is Eefoc. Just Know That I Don't Give Eefoc Until I've Had My Coffee.

Manners

I Never Asked to Be the World's Best Boss but Here I Am Absolutely Crushing It

I Love Sarcasm. It's like Punching People in the Face, but with Words

You Don't Just Wake up This Sexy... Well I Do, but You Don't

Did You Fall from Heaven? Because so Did Satan