Turtlebird Journal Publishing

My Favorite Coworker Gave Me This Book

I Don't Have the Energy to Pretend to like You Today

I Found Your Problem. You're a Fucking Dumbass

Fuck Is a Response for Everything

I'm Mature Enough to Forgive You, but I'm Not Dumb Enough to Trust You Again

Be Careful Not to Trip over My Amazingness. It's Everywhere

There Is Always Room in Your Life to Fuck More Shit Up. Always

Insanely Great Thoughts & Ideas

Mistakes Are Proof That You Are Trying

Sorry for the Mean, Awful, Accurate Things I Said

Keep Life Simple

Why Am I Still Going to These Meetings

Do You Remember When I Asked for Your Opinion?