Turtlebird Journal Publishing

My People Skills Are Just Fine. It's My Tolerance to Idiots That Needs Work

Note to Self

If You're Shocked by Anything I Say... You Obviously Haven't Been Paying Attention to Who I Am

How to Look Smart in Meetings

The Chill Pill I Took This Morning Appears to Have Been a Placebo

My Bed Is a Magical Place Where I Suddenly Remember Everything I Was Supposed to Do

My Silence Doesn't Mean I Agree with You. It Means Your Level of Stupidity Rendered Me Speechless

Shit I Can't Remember

People Say I Act like I Don't Give a Shit. I'm Not Acting

All I Heard Was Blah Blah Blah

You Don't Scare Me I Work in Customer Service

If Everyday Is a Gift Then Today Was Socks

Excuse Me, Which Level of Hell Is This?

Born to Make History

Maybe You Should Hustle as Hard as You Hate

I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today

If I Actually "Spoke My Mind" I'd Be in Deep Shit

I Wish More People Were Fluent in Silence

When in Doubt, Remember "Fish", Fuck It, Shit Happens

Yet Another Meeting

I'm Not Perfect But at Least I'm Not You

Apparently "Spite" Is Not an Appropriate Answer to "What Motivates You?"

Once in a While Someone Amazing Comes Along and Here I Am

Can You See the "Fuck You" in My Smile?