Turtlebird Journal Publishing

Once upon a Time I Was Sweet and Innocent. and Then Shit Happened.

I Suffer from Hating Your Job Depression

I Can't Believe How Old People My Age Are

I Can't Wait for the Day When You Realize You Fucked up

I Will Never Work for Someone Else Again

My Middle Finger Salutes You

I Never Asked to Be the World's Best Intern but Here I Am Absolutely Crushing It

I'm Allergic to Stupidity. I Break out in Sarcasm

Don't Bother Walking a Mile in My Shoes, That Would Be Boring. Spend 30 Seconds in My Head, That'll Freak You Right out

Goest and Fucketh Thyself

I Survived Another Meeting That Should Have Been an Email

I'm 99% Angel, But Oh That 1%

You Ruined Me

I'm Not Antisocial I'm Just Socially Selective

I Run on Caffeine, Sarcasm and Inappropriate Thoughts

There's a Difference Between Talking Shit About a Person and Talking Trash About a Shitty Person

My Sense of Humor Earns Me Countless Uncomfortable Stares

My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open

I'm Not Really a Control Freak But... Can I Show You the Right Way to Do That?

If You're Testing My Waters, You Better Know How to Swim

Stupid Things My Clients Say

Shit I Got Done

I Never Asked to Be the World's Best Assistant Principal, but Here I Am Absolutely Crushing It

Shit I Need to Fucking Get Done