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You're About as Important as a White Crayon

I Really Liked You Before You Started Talking

I'm Dead Inside

If I Cut You Off, Chances Are You Handed Me the Scissors

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

This Is Not Normal

Keep Rolling Your Eyes. Maybe You'll Find a Brain Back There

I Work Well With Others When They Leave Me the Fuck Alone

Shit I Don't Want to Fucking Have to Do

Same Bullshit Different Day

You Hide so Much Behind That Smile

Confidence Is Silence. Insecurities Are Loud

Shit to Fucking Get Done

I Woke up Today and Spun the Wheel of Attitude. Yep! It Landed on Bitch Again!

I'd Agree with You But Then We Both Be Wrong

I Wasn't Always This Sarcastic. It Took Me Many Years of Dealing with Assholes to Become This Good at It

Honestly, I Don't Even Play an Active Role in My Life Anymore... Things Just Happen & I'm like "Oh, Is That What We're Doing Now? Ok"

Caution

Trust the Vibes You Get, Energy Doesn't Lie

I Always Mean What I Say... I May Not Always Mean to Say It out Loud, But I Always Mean It.

It's a Beautiful Day to Leave Me Alone

My Mind Is My Weapon

I'm Trying to Be Awesome Today

I Hate When I Go to the Kitchen Looking for Food and All I Find Are Ingredients