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Life Is Full of Disappointments and I Just Added You to the List
My Sarcasm and My Sincerity Sounds Surprisingly Similar
Stupid Coworkers I Want to Punch in the Face
I Think Too Much. I Think Ahead. I Think Behind. I Think Sideways. I Think It All. If It Exists, I've Fucking Thought of It
How to Appear Smarter
I Take Your Reality and Replace It with My Own
A Large Group of People Is Called a "No Thanks"
Please Read All My Posts in a Sarcastic Tone. You Know, For Full Effect
Shit to Get Done so I Can Go Smoke Some Weed
The Biggest Lie I Tell Myself Is, and I Quote
Quit Looking for Reasons to Dislike Me. I'm Cool as Shit
If You Don't like Me and Still Watch Everything I Do, Bitch You Are a Fan.
You All Realize I'm Going to Snap One Day, Right?
And Not a Single Fuck Was Given Today
My Alone Time Is Sometimes for Your Safety
If They Don't Give a Damn You Shouldn't Give a Fuck
Shit I Can't Forget
Today I Will Be as Useless as the G in Lasagna
Fucking Crushing It
Who Left the Bag of Idiots Open?
People Who Can Kindly Go Fuck Themselves
Sorry I Can't Hear You over the Sound of How Awesome I Am
Shit I Have No Fucking Time to Do
Sometimes I Wish I Was an Octopus so I Could Slap 8 People at Once
