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Silly Me, Expecting Too Much from People Again

I Heard You're a Player. Nice to Meet You, I'm the Coach

Hi Stalker, I'm Still Fabulous. Thanks for Checking up on Me

She Looks so Innocent. Hard to Believe She's Oh So Delightfully Wicked

I Don't Get Drunk. I Just Get Less Classy and More Fun

Notes and Shit

The Temptaion to Quit Will Be Greatest Just Before You Are About to Succeed

There Are 7 Billion People on This Planet and I Can Tolerate Maybe 11

I Distance Myself from People for a Reason

Help Me Get My Shit Together

Look Smart in Meetings

Shit I'm so Fucking Tired of Doing

I Got Mood Poisoning. Must've Been Something I Hate

I Can Explain It to You but I Can't Understand It for You

Shit My Asshole Boss Wants Me to Fucking Do

Have You Ever Had One of Those Days When You Are Holding a Stick and Everybody Looks like a Pinata?

My Favorite Teammate Gave Me This Book

I Wish I Never Took This Job

I Love It When People Insult Me. It Means I Don't Have to Play Nice Anymore

People Should Seriously Stop Expecting Normal from Me... Stop Acting like You Don't Know Who You're Dealing with Here

Write Rhyme

Shit I Almost Forgot

Shit I Need to Fucking Remember

Fuck This Shit Show