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People should seriously stop expecting normal from me... We all know it's never going to happen!
I make my mom sad with my choices every day
I'm #1 so why try harder
IDK, I just really like snacks
Let me just adjust my crown and get my day started
Some college I didn't go to
Don't talk to me
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I'm difficult
I didn't turn into an asshole overnight. It took years of training and alcohol to get to this level
I love Rugby
Ban idiots not guns
Love is a human right
I workout because punching people is frowned upon
Be stronger than your excuses
Too bad bitching doesn't burn calories
Blessed
Above & beyond
I'm with wikileaks
Keep calm and love rats
One can't just be gay. One must be gay & fabulous
Damn I make thirty look good
Dear police
Just remember, if we get caught you're deaf and I don't speak english