2,537 books
My favorite color is no pants
I licked it so it's, mine!
I Love my girlfriend And, yes she did buy me this!
That's a horrible idea. What time?
When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This is not what I expected!
Great minds drink alike
I'm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?
Diet Joke
Be you. Do you. For you.
Shhh no one cares
Never get lost in the crowd
I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today
New my first year
This is exactly why I squat
Beer me. I'm getting married
Socialism sucks
Adulting is hard it's ok to wine
Resting GYM face
Fear kills more dreams than failure ever will
May contain alcohol
Tequila may not be the answer but it's worth a shot
I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement & physics
Think Bike! Then get the hell out of my way!
Don't like guns? Don't buy one
