Till Wiek

Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean.... Against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people

Please pass me to grandma

I was just supposed to be a backrub

Oversteer woohoo... f*ck Understeer

I would never hurt an animal. I'm more of a people person

Kinda sweet kinda savage

Rebel scum

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

There's a fine line between numerator and denominator. Only a fraction will understand

Let me drink about it

I speak fluent movie quotes

Talk less smile more

It's ok Guac, I'm extra too

Training to beat goku

To relieve stress I do yoga, just kidding. I drink wine in my yoga pants

Make America Think Again

When you wish upon a bar

If you spent less time bitching about your life you' possibly enjoy it more

Awesome daughters get promoted to big sister

I may be old but I got to see all the cool bands

In dog years, I'm dead

Your life is either defined by the system or by the way you defy the system

And though she be but little, she is fierce

Bonjour y'all!