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Dad-to-be Loading
Of course I'm awesome I'm a statement clerk
I run because I really like beer
I run to burn off the crazy
On Wednesdays we wear black
Kawaii on the streets Senpai in the sheets
Please do not break my heart. I think it's had enough pain
Slug life
Don't look at me that smell is coming from my uncle
Sorry I'm late I didn't want to come
Y'all need Jesus
Every champion was once a contender that refused to give up
Shut up liver you're fine
Do what you can't
Everyone should be a feminist
Fit ish Semi-fit; kind of fit; Someone who likes the idea of being fit but equally likes food
Roses are red. Bacon is red. Poems are hard. Bacon.
But, did you die?
Karma is only a bitch if you are
MILF Man I love food
My llama don't like you and she likes everyone
Running late is my cardio
Engaged
Y'all gonna get this black girl magic today