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I just want to drink wine and pet my dog
No, I can't. Yesterday was leg day
Sarcasm isn't an attitude it's an art
I have CDO it's like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be
It was Me. I let the dogs out.
I really don't care. Do you?
It's not sarcasm. It's my allergic reaction to your stupidity
I love my crazy girlfriend
My pet poops my breakfast
Mom Battery Low
Friends
Why work when you can collect postcards
Faith
My vagina my rule
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Once in a while someone Amazing comes along.. And here I am
Trump 2020 Fuck your feelings