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I used to be a people person until people ruined it for me
Never trust an atom they make up everything
I'm not Arguing I'm just Explaining why I'm right!
May contain vodka
Life is too short to remove USB safely
Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting
It's everyday bro
Lake life
Don't hassle me I'm local
I wake up awesome
Real cars don't shift themselves
I'm not rude you're insignificant
Exercise..for bacon
I don't sweat I sparkle
I want you to know that someone cares not me, but someone
People who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do!
I'm good in bed I can sleep all day
Installing beach body. Installation failed. Error 404
Be happy. Be bright. Be you
Resistance is not futile. It's voltage divided by current
No need to repeat yourself, I ignored you just fine the first time
I used to be a people person but people ruined that for me
The struggle is part of the story
Beauty brains booty
