2,537 books
I speak fluent sarcasm
Whiskey tango foxtrot
Body type
Put a 'lil BBQ sauce on it
It's way too peopley outside
My goat ate my homework
I'm thinking..
All reps matter
I see no good reason to act my age
It's my ghost hunting shirt
I like the sound you make when you shut up
A house is not a home without a Scottish terrier
And God said Math equation ..and then there was light
Normal People Scare Me
Holy cow. Larry is that you?!?!
I'm not weird. I'm limited edition
Men have feelings too for example sometimes we feel hungry now make me a sandwich
The Hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be Pretending I'm not excited
Warning may start talking about breakdancing
My Rottweiler is cuter than your kid
I shaved my balls for this?
You're kickin' me smalls
United states of immigrants
My California spangled and I think alike