Till Wiek

I'd rather be with my dog

Tango life is the best life

I want you to leave me alone

I'm a drop the F-bomb kind of mom

The sarcasm is strong with this one

Keep calm I have the rings

Yet despite the look on my face.. You are still talking

No excuses

Go outside worst case scenario a bear kills you

I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick

Sorry I Can't... I have plans with my cat

Duct Tape Engineer

You find it offensive? .. I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.

Master baiter

Weekend forecast

Warning I do dumb things

Reading is my thing

Duct tape can't fix stupid but it can muffle the sound

My mom thinks she's in charge that's so cute

In my dream world books are free and reading make you thin

National Sarcasm Society Like we need your support

World's okayest brother

Classy with a savage side

You're one of my favourite parents