2,537 books
Just a boy in love with his mama
5 out of 4 people struggle with math
A dream is a wish your heart makes
I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It's only difficult for others. It's the same way when you're stupid
Concrete Dad Thoroughly mized up and permanently set in his ways
Is my bike okay?
I rescued my hiking buddy
If I'm ever on Life support unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if it works.
I get my charm from daddy
Trumpkin make halloween great again
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Me? Sarcastic? Never.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Learning since birth
I could stop juggling but I'm not a quitter
Stomp my flag. I'll stomp your ass
This is my vacation shirt
Nevertheless she persisted
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible
I'm just a little ray of sarcasm and sunshine
There are 10 of People
Seriously?! Don't you know who I am !