2,537 books
Football is everything to me
We're hoping it's a puppy
It's all messy
Seriously?!
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice
If you say Gullible slowly it sounds like Oranges
I'm not Anti-Social. I'm Selectively Social there's a Difference
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Everything I own is covered in dog hair
Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing
Boss Lady
If you can read this please put me back in my camp chair
I swear I only look like I'm an Illegal
Yo, please if you can read this, put me back in my camp chair
Hide and seek Champion
I got 99 problems but boxing ain't one
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands
Have no doubt soccer is what it's all about
You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, I don't have one of those.
Is this your homework Larry?
Wine is like duck tape it fixes everything
I love sarcasm it's like punching people in the face. But with words
My wife can squat more than your wife
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver!