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I express my individuality through mass-produced t shirts
My brain is 90% song lyrics
I make knitting look good
The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with a Brazilian shorthair
This is how I roll
If my boxer doesn't like you neither will I
Hi, I don't care. Thanks!
My dwarf cat and I think alike
My favorite Disney Villain is my wife
Take me to the netball court
I have no idea what I'm doing
Running cheaper than therapy
My people Skills are just Fine. It's my Tolerance to Idiots that needs work
Zombies eat brains. Don't worry, you're safe
No, You're Right. Let's Do it The Dumbest Way Possible Because It's Easier For You.
Immature
I disagree but I respect your right to be stupid.
Shame Shame Shame
I'm so hot I have my own firefighter
Sorry I'm busy baking tonight
I'm willing to play nice with you in the sandbox. However, if you throw sand at me I'll bury you like a cat turd!
I'm silently correcting your grammar
I love my Border Collie's kisses