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I'd rather be choking my chicken
Queers bash the fuck back!
I'm just a milk machine. Baby I don't work for nobody But you
I Just want to Drink Light Beer, save animals, and take a naps
I will not be stopped
Electrician
Don't make me use my hockey mom voice
Crazy Chihuahua Lady
Rookie Dad First year
May Guy
Don't let the eyeliner & perfume fool you. I can go from makeup to mud in 2 seconds flat!
If you're reading this I'm a senior
You are the luckiest guy in the world. I would love to be married to me.
Duh.
Yes, I Am the Handsome Brother my Sisters are always talking about!
Trust me... I'm almost a Doctor
A day without beer probably won't kill me. But why take the chance?
Legends never die!
Don't Confuse my Personality with my Attitude... my Personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are!
Relax. The DJ's here.
Soon to be a 2018 Daddy
I Just want to Drink Cream Beer, save animals, and take a naps
You complete mess
Believe in all