1,804 books
The dude behind the baby bump
This is what an Awesome 2 year old looks like
Moo.. I'm a goat
I sleep with dogs
Sarcasm Noun. The brain's natural defense against the less intelligent
May the equation be with you
It was Me. I let the dogs out.
Crawl, walk, golf
Pugs not Drugs
I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing
Beer me
Drinks well with others
They call me papa because partner in crime sound like a bad influence
Eat. Sleep. Soccer. Repeat.
I think my Guardian Angel drinks
I meet or exceed expectations
Good game. I Hate you. Good game.
Behind every good kid is a great dad
Suns out. Guns out
This one's a keeper
Math's a Math club name here
Don't judge my breed
Ho Ho Horny
Best Grillin' Papa ever