1,804 books
I love my aunt and uncle
I'm nut's about you
What is this word "No" of speak of?
Warning may spontaneously talk cars
I Never Dreamed I'd Grow up to be a Perfect Freakin' Brother but here I am Killing it
I am the light at the end of the tunnel
We're gonna need a Bigger boat
Are you Drunk? Yes. No. Tacos
U.S Army Veteran
I love my pug
Words cannot express how much I don't care
Fuct
Nope, I can't go to Hell Satan has still a Restraining order against me
I'm not gay but $20 is @20 dollar
Soon to be daddy
It's dangerous to go alone take this
Keep Calm I'm the Big Brother
My baby drinks straight from the tap
Best Bonus Dad ever
Promoted to Daddy EST. 2018 it's a Boy
Don't make me get my flying monkeys
Promoted to Dad It's a Girl
I legit don't care
Keep Calm and say no to Gun crime
