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On a bad day there's always lipstick
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Average Joe's
Software Engineer I do precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
With great beard comes great responsibility
I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too.
Soul
Ask me about my T-rex
If it were easy everyone would be this awesome
Everything hurts and I'm dying
February Girl
Newton's 1st Law. A Body at rest wants to stay at rest. Now go away.
I disagree but I respect your right to be stupid.
If you ran like your mouth, you're in good shape
They call me Uncle because Partner in crime sound like a Bad influence
Make it rain
You find it offensive? .. I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.
Boy definition
Don't piss me off I'm close to leveling and you look like just enough Exp
I don't skinny dip. I chunky dunk
Your first instinct is usually right. So just keep on walking
Why I ride a motorcycle because playing golf only requires one ball
Ask me about my Ninja disguise
To quote Hamlet "NO"