1,804 books
I see no good reason to act my age
Put some respek on my name
Cowboys for Cruz
School is important but muscles are importanter
I don't think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday
Black is my happy color
I'm kind of a big deal
Oprah will save the world
December Girl
Be. Er. The essential element
Chubby tattoed bearded & awesome
Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder
Dad Softball
Dilly dilly
World's Okayest Golfer
333 I'm only half evil
Buck furpees
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August Girl
Promoted to Dad Est 2018
Keep calm and no excuses. No pain no gain.
117 Ah! The element of Surprise 232
Promoted to Daddy Again 2019
Meh.
