James Meier

Accountant

Yes, I have a retirement plan. I'll be playing guitar

Thank God for hunting season

Ear Karma. I have a list of people you missed

You say alcoholism. I say "Liver crossfit"

Best Coach Dad ever

I will flip this table

Wild Thing. I think I love you

Bad grammar makes me [sic]

Go Sports. Do good at the thing you're doing

FCK it

I may be old but I got to drive all the cool cars

Nah.

Ask me about my cats

Some people couldn't be nice even if a unicorn shoved a fairy wand up in their ass while Judy Garland stood there singing somewhere over the Rainbow

Take it easy on me, My wife is pregnant

You're Pointless

I'm a cycling mum just like a normal mum but much cooler

I'd rather be sleeping

Fearfully and wonderfully made by God

Shut up Liver You're fine

All you need is love and Savannah cat

I Just want to Drink Wheat Beer, save animals, and take a naps

November Girl