1,804 books
Cute but Psycho
Sorry I can't I have plans with my cat
Lawyer
Bullseye
Man in a suit
I knead you
I'm awesome
I have CDO it's like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be
Y'all need to use the force
Hulk Mode. On
The cat like me best
My Humpin' put the bump in
Drunkin' Grownups
My bucket List
I Love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with your words
I know I ski like an old man try to keep up
Because bacon
Thanks, but my mom does not want your advice
On Earth
Choose joy
Leave me alone I'm Only talking to my Boxer today
When people see you laying down with your eyes closed they still ask "Are you sleeping?" "No, I'm training to die."
Oh hell no!
You Serious Clark?