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Crunches
I'm not allowed to date ever!
Sorry I'm Late I didn't' want to come
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger except for bears will kill you
World's okayest guitar player
Leave me alone I'm Only talking to my Rottweiler today
I was born in the wrong light year
Great Dads get promoted to grandpas
I'd rather be wrestling
I make mama's heart full
"Trust me you can dance" - Vodka
Everybody famous
Anyone can be cool but awesome takes practice
I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be a princess. Seriously someone better fix this shit
Don't be a
Leave me alone I'm Only talking to my Cat today
WTF where's the fish?
Flawed
Live everyday like it's taco Tuesday
Books are better than boys
Daddy to Be
My husband's wife is freaking awesome true story
I don't give a
Cheers! A baby is Brewing
