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Blessed are the weird people, the writers, the artists, the dreamers and the outsiders for they force us to see the world differently
A woman's place is in the house and in the senate
If I had a dollar for everytime I got distracted I wish I had some ice cream
Here I am. What are your other 2 wishes?
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you
I Don't need Google my wife knows Everything
I'd rather be fishing
Trust me I am a coach
Doctor
Water is life nopadl
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver!
Come to the dark side. We have cookies
I roll
I'm not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon
Uncle to be Loading... Please wait
Another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once
Hillary for Prison 2016
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me Philippians 4
Lord. Give me coffee to change the things
Uncle to be Loading..
Made in 1946 and the legend lives on
Leave me alone I'm Only talking to my Corgi today
Don't be a cotton headed ninny muggins
Warning. May spontaneously start talking about skiing