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Deer
SDad
Faith Over fear
If I wanted to Kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ
I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o'clock and go drive around really slowly and make everbody late for work
Keep Calm I'm The Daddy
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Achievement Unlocked. New Character created
Roses are red. Shit is brown. Shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
I speak fluent baseball
Normal People Scare Me
I'm a New dad I Accept High-Fives and Cash
Wagon Mafia
This is how I roll
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Every day, Thousands Of Innocent Plants Are Killed By Vegetarians. Help End The Violence. Eat Bacon.
Leave me alone I'm Only talking to my Schnauzer today
3 out of 4 Voices in my head want to sleep.. The other wants to know if penguins have knees!
Burn Fat. Not oil
Leave me alone I'm Only talking to my Daschund today
A scientific study shows that if you are reading this... you are Not blind
1 + 1 = 10. 10 + 1 = 11. 11 + 1 = 100. Got it? Note
Ok, I hate you.