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Camp Crystal Lake EST. 1935 Counselor
I'm mom's favorite
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I may be crazy but at least I have each other
Trust me, I'm an Engineer
I love you. I love you
You are the luckiest dad in the world. I would love to have me as a daughter
It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
Okay? Nope.
Black girl Magic
I'm Retired. Have fun at work tomorrow
Sweet as sugar hard as ice cross me once and I will shoot you twice
World's Best Farter I mean father
Sorry I can't my cats need me
Be kind
This beer is making me awesome
If at first you don't succeed try do what your coach said in the first place
Meat murder
Working my adipose off
Sleep is for the weak
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee
She's my best friend
I put out for Santa
