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remember how excited you were when you turned 2 you should be 10 times that excited happy 20 th birthday
remember how excited you were when you turned 6 you should be 10 times that excited happy 60 th birthday
roses are red violets are blue sometimes i like to drink from the toilet
middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons
may you grow so old that you unintentionally frighten small children
may your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows dabbing unicorn
my body knows how old i am but my mind refuses to believe it
so its another birthday with you
some people are like clouds when they disappear its a beautiful day
roses are red violets are blue sometimes i like to drink from the toilet nerd
someone i love was born today
30 years old you got to be kitten me
65 years old you got to be kitten me
60 years old you got to be kitten me
20 years old you got to be kitten me
70 years old you got to be kitten me
45 years old you got to be kitten me
16 years old you got to be kitten me
50 years old you got to be kitten me
55 years old you got to be kitten me
40 years old you got to be kitten me