Xtimes Birthdays

happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world

another year older and still as sexy as ever

i ve reached the age where happy hour is a nap panda

happy birthday sister in law another year of surviving my brother

as you get older three things happen the first is your memory goes and i cant remember the other two

i cant keep calm its my mom birthday

happy birthday to my favorite dork

I made a list about the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. It's still blank. Maybe next year

Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants

i know i know im getting old

allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age

Another year to kick your bucket list to the curb

being related to me is really the only gift you need just saying happy birthday

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

i cant keep calm its my sisters birthday

happy birthday to the only person i would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse

Another year to prove that older doesn't really mean wiser

May all your birthday wishes come true except for the illegal ones!

May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day

happy birthday you son of a really nice lady who deserves respect

remember how excited you were when you turned 3 you should be 10 times that excited happy 30 th birthday

lets see jurassic world for your birthday so you can feel like less of a dinosaur

old enough to know better young enough to do it anyway

Oh yeah! You're getting closer to the age when the government sends you money Happy Birthday