Xtimes Birthdays

all women are born equal but the best are born in November

its been scientifically proven that those who have more birthdays live longer

remember how excited you were when you turned 4 you should be 10 times that excited happy 40 th birthday

may you live enough to shit yourself

may you live so long that no one wants to see you naked

remember how excited you were when you turned 5 you should be 10 times that excited happy 50 th birthday

remember how excited you were when you turned 7 you should be 10 times that excited happy 70 th birthday

doing something weird and thinking this is why im single

Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years

growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional

happy birthday even if you calculated your age in dog years, you would still be well, old

happy birthday dad may all your fish be big fishing

Going old happens. Growing up is a choice

all women are born equal but the best are born in february

all women are born equal but the best are born in December

all women are born equal but the best are born in January

all men are born equal but the best are born in August

all women are born equal but the best are born in July

all women are born equal but the best are born in June

all men are born equal but the best are born in February

happy birthday how old you are i wont ask

all men are born equal but the best are born in December

happy birthday how old did you say you are

birthdays are good for you the more you have the longer you live