Xtimes Birthdays

well done for being born many years ago

wishing you a happy birthday so i dont have to remember it later

you are older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow

with age comes new skills you can laugh cough sneeze and pee all at the same time

you are so old your first pet must have been a dinosaur

your birthday is the perfect opportunity to remind you that my birthday is coming up soon

remember how excited you were when you turned 9 you should be 10 times that excited happy 90 th birthday

remember how excited you were when you turned 8 you should be 10 times that excited happy 80 th birthday

we never grow up we only learn how to act in public

two secrets on your birthday 1- forget the past you cant change it 2- forget the present i didnt get you one

warning fire risk too many birthday candles

you are only young once but you can stay immature indefinitely

you know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake

you re one step close to diapers being mandatory Happy Birthday

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime

congratulations on successful not becoming a teen mom

all men are born equal but the best are born in June

all men are born equal but the best are born in April

all men are born equal but the best are born in March

all men are born equal but the best are born in May

80 years old you got to be kitten me

all women are born equal but the best are born in August

all men are born equal but the best are born in November

i cant keep calm its my dad birthday