Angie
Written on Jun 8, 2015
I'm pretty sure the only things in the entire world that Gloria likes are words and butterflies. Although the butterflies are up for debate. Within the first third of Breakfast Served Anytime we learn that she hates flatirons (on principle, seriously! what?!), mirrors, social media, fortune cookies, whistling, flip-flops, dogs, and babies. I'm not a fan of fortune cookies or babies, and it's humming that grates my nerves rather than whistling, but come on! I'm pretty sure she points out something she hates in every single chapter. This girl is not happy about anything! I mean, none of her dislikes are over-the-top, but her negativity just frustrated me. And I generally don't like people who don't like dogs, but luckily she admitted that puppy Holyfield was cute. He was the best part, actually.
Nothing really comes of anything in Breakfast Served Anytime. Gloria is suddenly all interested in mountain top removal, and thinks it's horrible. Her roommate's family is like a coal tycoon or something, so Gloria gets confused on the issue. Then that's it. Gloria instantly hates "the Mad Hatter" aka Mason, they get to know each other because they're in the same weird class, and that's it. Gloria talks about missing her grandmother a lot, and other than hating everything is her only personality trait. Really, nothing happens!
I was also annoyed at this whole geek camp program. Apparently these kids attend this summer program and automatically get a scholarship to the University of Kentucky. But all of them are whining about wanting to leave the state and not taking the scholarship (except Sonya, who is the only smart one). So why the heck are they there?! Kids who actually want and or need the scholarship could be in their place! I totally get that UK isn't their dream or whatever, but stop complaining about being offered college for free!
In the end, Breakfast Served Anytime mostly annoyed and bored me. It's not awful and I did like parts of it, mostly puppy Holyfield. But that's really it. It just wasn't my thing.
Read more of my reviews at Pinkindle Reads & Reviews.