Deadly Assessments (Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #5)

by Drew Hayes

• ISBN10: 1942111541
• ISBN13: 9781942111542
• Publish Date: 21 August 2018 (first published 7 August 2018)
• Publish Status: Active
• Imprint: Reuts Publications
• Format: Paperback (US Trade)
• Pages: 382
• Language: English

Reviews

[EBookObsessed]

I love Fred. How come the most boring vampire in Town is also the most awesome?

Fred is in real trouble this time. Someone *cough* House of Terva *cough* has lodged a complaint with the Blood Council that Frederick Franklin Fletcher is not capable of leading the House of Fred.

What started out as a plain old business conference is the start of a test to determine if Fred has what it takes to be a good leader, and if he is not…then he, and the members of his House, will be dealt with…permanently.

Of course, Fred isn’t going to allow any of his friends to be hurt and agrees to be the sole barer if punishment needs to be meted out. He agrees not to contact any of the powerful allies that he has made for help, including the Gideon, the King of the West.

Fred wouldn’t be too concerned except that the Blood Council made sure to arrange his case review around getting Fred’s fiánce and trained Agent, Crystal Jenkins, out on assignment. There is no way this is just mere coincidence, since there is no way Crystal would sit back and allow the Council to kill Fred if they deem him to be unacceptable.

Fred will be assigned a caseworker who will be tasked with watching how Fred handles himself of the next few weeks and then they will make a recommendation whether Fred is an acceptable leader of his House of non-vampire misfits. Of course in true since Fred’s transformation to vampire, nothing goes smoothly for him, including being forced into the woods and being severely wound to see if he can control his baser vampire instincts and keep himself and his caseworker from burning alive come morning.

While I love Fred, his friends and the crazy curve balls life throws at him, this was not my favorite compilation of stories. I am not sure if it is because most of the stories focus on Fred and his caseworker rather than the usual friends or simply because the caseworker kept pointing out things about Fred and telling him he was lacking. There was definitely a few “Hey. Hey. Hey.” that was uttered during these portions and it wasn’t by Fred.

I love this series and how it is written with mini-stories that build into a complete arc by the end of the book. The ending rocked but I was not overly excited by the journey this time. This series is on my Must Listen to list as Kirby Heyborne makes the series with his perfect Fred and gang presentation.

[Melanie]

My review and an extended sample of the audiobook are posted at Hotlistens.com.

So, this is interesting Urban Fantasy series. If you’re not familiar with Fred, he’s a vampire that was turned by his maker and left on is own. Fred was an introverted accountant as a human and since he had no one to show him the ropes, he did things as he always had, just now as a vampire. He quickly met other paranormals and he quickly had more friends as a vampire than he ever did as a human. Now, he has some pretty powerful friends and he’s the go-to accountant for all the different supernatural creatures in Winslow, Colorado.

Again, if you’re not familiar with Fred, the vampire accountant, each book consists of five short stories that combine to make a full story. Even though there are different short stories, there is still an overall story arc for the book (and series). The stories are also told in chronological order and each builds on the previous story, so it still reads like a book, rather than an anthology.

An Absence at the Conference
In this short story, Fred is trying to run a booth for this accounting business at a trade show. This trade show is run by humans, so he has to be careful not to let anyone see anything supernatural. He is also stuck inside the building because of the sun. A woman, Deborah, from the Blood Council (ruling group of vampires), makes an appearance to evaluate Fred as a leader of a clan.

A Bodyguard at the Meeting
So, Deborah is assigned as Fred’s bodyguard while she’s assessing him. No one will hurt him until the Blood Council makes their decision, which might include killing him. Well, Fred still has to do his job and he has a meeting with a mage who thinks some employees are stealing from him. Let’s just leave it with things go awry.

A Lesson in the Woods
Since Fred was left without anyone to teach him how to be a vampire and how to control his urges, so Deborah takes him out in an area far from humans and does a trial by fire. She’s willing to answer questions to help him along, for the most part. But we see how Fred handles things out in the wilderness, which isn’t his strong suit.

An Issue in Escrow
Fred is asked by Gideon, the King of the West, a very powerful dragon who looks currently appears as a child and hangs out with the alpha of the shifters’ young daughter, asks, through an intermediary, to retrieve a very powerful artifact. Now, this isn’t Fred’s normal type of job, but it is really hard to say no to Gideon. So Fred and his friends and Blood Council bodyguard go to retrieve it for him. Let’s just say that things don’t go as smoothly as you would hope.

A Verdict at the Trial
This is where Deborah tells Fred about her assessment. Well, Fred and his entire clan, are taken to an in between place, between our plane and the fairy plane, to announce her decision. See, Fred’s extremely powerful girlfriend, Crystal, who pretty much can’t be killed, was on a mission to break her estranged engagement for which she has to run errands for the fairy queen. The was something between the fairy queen and the Blood Council to keep her out of the way, in case, they had to kill Fred. Crystal wouldn’t take too kindly to that and like I said, she truly is immortal (at least for the now, long story that is explained in the first book). No one knew how things would turn out and Deborah likes to plan for the worst case scenario. Fred learns his judgement and a few other things as well.

Again, this has been another great adventure of Fred, the vampire accountant and his friends. This is a really fun series, especially if you like humor and pop culture in your urban fantasy. I do highly recommend that you start with book one, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant. Not only is it a great book, but there are things that are covered in the series that you might not get in this book, if you haven’t the entire series.

Narration
Kirby Heyborne is the perfect narrator for this series. His voice for Fred, which is told in the first person and even at times, Fred even talks directly to the reader/listener, is perfect. It is the light voice of a man that you might think of as more of a thinker than a fighter. That doesn’t mean he can’t do scary male voices, because Gideon, the dragon, is very scary. There is also, Richard, the pack alpha, Bubba, a gay werepony (called weresteed, but werepony is really the better fit), and Arch, a deadly agent, we still don’t know much about his paranormal ability, but he is human. He was also great with female voices and there are several. I highly recommend the audiobook for this series.

**I like to thank the publisher for providing me with a copy of this audiobook in exchange for an honest review.