Journal Sarcasm

All Mum's Gave Birth to a Child But You Gave Birth to a Freaking

Happy Birthday Mum, I'm So Happy You Didn't Swallow Me

Happy Mother's Day, Thanks for Wiping My Arse and Stuff

Mum's Little Black Book of Stuff to Do

Happy Birthday, to My Favourite Aunty

Happy Birthday Mum, from the Child You Inherited

Happy Birthday, You're Ever So Blessed to Have a Stepdaughter Like

Happy Birthday, Love from the Bump

Happy Mothers Day, from Your Most Handsome Child

Happy Mother's Day, Love Your Favourite Stepson

Happy Birthday Mum, Whatever Life Throws You Way

Happy Birthday Mum, from the Best Child

Mum, Thanks for Picking Up My Poop

Happy Birthday, You're Just Like a Mum to Me

Happy Birthday Mum, from Your Prettiest Child

Happy Mother's Day, from Your Prettiest Child

Happy Birthday, from Your Prettiest Child

Happy Mothers Day, Awesome Job Cos I Turned Out Perfect

Happy Birthday Mum, So Sorry I Was a Little Twat

Mum's Little Black Book of Shit to Do

Mum, I Was Going to Buy You a Really Funny Card

Happy Mothers Day, You're the Best Mum a Child Could Ask for

Happy Mother's Day, from Your Favourite Son

Happy Mother's Day, You're Ever So Blessed to Have a Son Like Me