Journal Sarcasm

Mom, You're Bloody Brilliant!!!

Happy Birthday Mom, So Sorry for Making Your Boobs All Saggy

Happy Birthday Mom, Well Done for Enduring a Spoilt

Happy Mother's Day, Thanks for Everything, Love Favourite Dickhead

Happy Birthday Mom, Really Sorry for Making You Pee

Happy Birthday Mom, So Sorry I Was Such a Little Bitch

Happy Mother's Day, You're the Best Grandma Ever

Happy Birthday, Love Your Fave Stepson

Happy Birthday Mom, from Your Cutest Child

Happy Birthday, to My Favourite Work Mom

Happy Birthday Mom, So Sorry I Was Such a Little Bastard

Happy Mother's Day, from Your Favourite Kid

Happy Mothers Day, Whatever Life Throws Your Way

Happy Birthday Mom, from the Child You Inherited

Happy Mother's Day, to My Wife

Mom, Sorry for Being Such a Little Cunt, Happy Birthday

Happy Mother's Day, from Your Prettiest Kid

Mom, Thanks for Picking Up My Shit, Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Mom, Awesome Job

Happy Mother's Day, You're Oh So Blessed to Have a Stepson

Happy Mother's Day, Thanks a Lot for Wiping My Arse

Happy Birthday Mom, You're Ever So Blessed to Have a Stepson

Happy Mother's Day, Love Your Fave Stepdaughter

Happy Birthday Mom, So Sorry I Was a Little Twat