Journal Sarcasm

Happy Birthday, You're Just Like a Mom to Me

Happy Mother's Day, from the Best Kid

Happy Mother's Day, You're Oh So Blessed to Have a Stepdaughter

Happy Mother's Day, from Your Cutest Kid

Mom, Thanks for Picking Up My Shit

Mom, Thanks for Picking Up My Poop

Happy Mother's Day, Thanks for Everything, Love Favourite Prick

Happy Mother's Day, to My Fave Aunty

All Mom's Gave Birth to a Child

Happy Birthday Mom, Thanks for Dealing with All My Shit

Happy Birthday, to My Most Fave Human Ever

Happy Mother's Day, from One Fab Mom to Another

Happy Birthday Mom, You're My Fave Just Don't Tell Dad

Happy Mother's Day, Lots of Love from the Bump

Happy Birthday Mom, Thanks for Wiping My Butt and Stuff

Mom's Little Black Book of Stuff to Remember

Happy Birthday Mom, from Your Prettiest Child

Happy Mother's Day, from the Kid You Inherited

Mom, Whatever Life Throws Your Way..Just Remember This

Happy Birthday Mom, So Sorry for Wrecking Your Vagina

Happy Birthday, from One Fab Mom to Another

Happy Birthday Mom, You're Ever So Blessed to Have a Son

Best Cat Mom Ever

Mom, I Love You More Than Your Cooking