Journal Sarcasm

Happy Mother's Day, Thanks for Everything Love Favourite Shithead

You're Just Like a Mom to Me

Happy Birthday Mom, from Your Best Looking Child

Happy Mother's Day, to My Partner

Happy Birthday Mom, So Sorry for Making Your Tits All Saggy

Mom's Little Black Book of Shit to Remember

Mom, I Was Going to Buy You a Really Funny Card

I Think Being Your Kid Is Enough of A Gift

Happy Birthday Mum, So Sorry I Was a Little Cunt

Happy Mother's Day, You're Just Like a Mum to Me

Happy Mother's Day, Really Sorry for Making You Wee a Little

Best Cat Mum Ever

Happy Mother's Day, Well Done for Enduring a Spoilt

Happy Mother's Day, Thanks for Everything

Happy Mother's Day, Thanks for Feeding Me

Happy Mother's Day to My Wife Who Isn't Actually My Mum

Happy Mothers Day, from One Fab Mum to Another

Happy Mothers Day, You're Ever So Blessed to Have a Daughter Like

Happy Mothers Day, You're Ever So Blessed to Have a Stepson Like

Happy Mother's Day, Thanks for Dealing with All My Shit

Happy Birthday Mum, Thanks for Wiping My Arse

Happy Birthday Mum, Thanks for Everything, Love Your Favourite

Happy Mother's Day, You're Ever So Blessed to Have a Daughter

Happy Mothers Day, You're Ever So Blessed to Have a Stepdaughter